Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's blow job season.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
