That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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