what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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