We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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