There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize