So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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