Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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