toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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