someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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