First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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