Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You can't just leave with hair like that
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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