Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

(740): View more from Ohio

100 blowjobs

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(804): View more from Virginia

You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with

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(334): View more from Alabama

after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'

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(864): View more from South Carolina

A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!

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(720): View more from Colorado

Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.

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(770): View more from Georgia

it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there

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(706): View more from Georgia

Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.

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