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were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(315): were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two http://tfl.nu/ite6

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i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.

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(856): i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again. http://tfl.nu/ts1b

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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire

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(304): Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire http://tfl.nu/o1m1

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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.

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(208): why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never. http://tfl.nu/g58g

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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.

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(770): "Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea. http://tfl.nu/i0ux

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did mom hear me barking???

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oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one

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sooo high. sooo many dog friends

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(215): did mom hear me barking??? (267): oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one (215): sooo high. sooo many dog friends http://tfl.nu/gyg5

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(301): View more from Maryland

"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.

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(301): "Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there. http://tfl.nu/ru2o

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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.

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(787): I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth. http://tfl.nu/to4d

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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off

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(406): All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off http://tfl.nu/72k1

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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.

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(845): I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet. http://tfl.nu/5hoi

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He's the conductor of the struggle bus

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I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

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(413): He's the conductor of the struggle bus (1-413): I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS http://tfl.nu/k1kz

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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!

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I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.

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(905): At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance! (905): I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more. http://tfl.nu/b1ur

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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?

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(+44): What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles? http://tfl.nu/033m

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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.

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(865): to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger. http://tfl.nu/z4fx

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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...

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(248): Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider... http://tfl.nu/jksb

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