Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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