If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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