I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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