I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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