No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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