Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just had sex on a roof
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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