But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
A+ Viking dick
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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