dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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