i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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