what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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