i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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