I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
You can't motorboat a personality
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
