Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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