I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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