hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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