You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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