carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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