Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
