i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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