The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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