rhymes with "ouble enetration"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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