He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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