In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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