Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
do nipples grow back?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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