Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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