We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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