That's when you crack a 10am beer
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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