their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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