i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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