thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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