So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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