Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I understand Curling. That high.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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