oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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