i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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