i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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