You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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