Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Couch. On fire.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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