Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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