Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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