I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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