She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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