remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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