Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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