She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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