If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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