i permit you to call me
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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